In the beginning was the blog. And the blog was blank and unformed. Nearby cyberspace saw the blog and saw that it needed to be shaped and there was much excitement and discussion about what should be done. Vasymolo saw the blank blog and said, "Take it easy." His very name meant, "take it easy". He said, " I will fill that void. My ten-digit non-ergonomic finger paints will soon make mincemeat of that space, and fill it with color and all manner of scribbling." Cyberspace heard that and said, "Proceed." For in that land, form ruled content.

Having received his charge, Vasymolo, true to his nature, had a snack and went to bed, the better to contemplate how he would actually fulfill his mission.